Urkomische Schilder, die es nur in Texas gibt 121i4w

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Eine M\\u00f6glichkeit, diesen Humor zu erkennen, sind einige der Schilder, die \\u00fcberall im Bundesstaat aufgestellt werden. Sie reichen von Kleinstadtschildern, die sich \\u00fcber die geringe Einwohnerzahl lustig machen, bis hin zu Verbotsschildern, die darauf hinweisen, was iert, wenn man die Regeln bricht. Werfen wir einen Blick auf 85 Schilder, die es nur in Texas gibt. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Texas ist der gr\\u00f6\\u00dfte Staat unter den 48 Bundesstaaten. Das macht ihn einzigartig, aber das ist sicherlich nicht das Einzige, was ihn einzigartig macht. Neben der enormen Fl\\u00e4che hat Texas auch eine besondere Art von Kultur, die sich um Football, Trucks, Cowboys, Steaks und - vielleicht am wichtigsten - um Humor dreht. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/3bc5f398f0632931072ef8b03a61e11e.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Bier so kalt wie ihr Herz\",\"description\":\"

Sicher, das Bier mag so kalt sein wie das Herz deines Ex, aber das Schild ist es auch! Wir sind \\u00fcberrascht, dass keine untr\\u00f6stlichen (und leicht angetrunkenen) Seelen ein paar Runden auf diese riesigen Buchstaben abgefeuert haben. Aber das Gute daran ist, dass kaltes Bier immer eine gute Sache ist.
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Es geht nichts \\u00fcber ein gutes altes Gleichnis, um nachts die Massen anzulocken. Das gilt vor allem dann, wenn dieses Gleichnis die Herzen der Besucher anspricht - sehen Sie sich nur das riesige Schild unten an.
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Irgendwie kommt man sich auf dem Schild dumm vor, wenn man auch nur daran denkt, die eindeutige Warnung zu missachten. Sterben an sich ist schon ziemlich schlimm, aber ein schmerzhafter Sterbeprozess, der durch etwas verursacht wird, das sich leicht vermeiden l\\u00e4sst, muss noch schlimmer sein. Wir werden den Rat des Schildes beherzigen und weit weg bleiben.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Wenn das gro\\u00dfe rote \\\"Gefahr\\\"-Schild nicht ausreicht, dann wird dieser trockene und doch mitf\\u00fchlende Appell, einen schmerzhaften Tod zu vermeiden, bestimmt seine Wirkung nicht verfehlen. Wenn das nicht ausreicht, haben wir keinen Rat mehr f\\u00fcr Sie.
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If you decide, for some reason, to still enter the dangerous area at your own risk, then get ready for a long and exhausting legal battle. Be prepared to see the sign again as \\u201cExhibit 1.\\u201d <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Judging by the sign, it seems Texans are very explicit when it comes to explaining just what is going to go down if you don\\u2019t obey the signs. We ire the fact that they explained the whole situation in full detail because it makes it easier to imagine.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/13f81c2ca5279b91b4292229cd7b3da2.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"A Big Noisy Thing\\u2026\",\"description\":\"

Instead of assuming that everyone knows what a helicopter looks and sounds like, they went through the (snarky) trouble of explaining exactly what it is \\u2013 \\\"a big noisy thing with spinning blades.\\\" Once you see or hear that, then you should do what the last line of the sign says. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

As we saw from above, the simple \\u201cDanger\\u201d sign doesn\\u2019t do it in Texas \\u2013 they prefer to explain dangers in more depth. For example, instead of \\u201cdanger: helicopters,\\u201d they gave us the funny sign below. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/4e83676d96e77b652ce66362085b072d.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Life After Death?\",\"description\":\"

Such a dramatic (and painful) method is not how most people like to go about the issues. Most people prefer methods of prayer and contemplation to think about it. However, if you\\u2019re the tresing type, then this area might be for you.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Here is a perfect exhibit of one of the more creative ways to warn ersby not to enter. If you decide to tres here, then one thing is certain to happen \\u2013 you will find out whether there is a heaven or a hell.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/2f7302ea39c8a9df4af194ea6974969e.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Pretty Kills\",\"description\":\"

This hilarious sign warns all those young men out there that although guns may not be responsible for killing people, mess with one of their daughters and you are certain to find a messy end. The best way to avoid that is by treating their daughters with respect.
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The phrase \\u201cguns don\\u2019t kill people\\u201d has seen countless variations over the years \\u2013 perhaps most popularly in the 1996 film Happy Gilmore<\\/i>. Well, Texas has another addition to add \\u2013 one that will make you wary of Texan dads. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/535f93fecdd97aab7ee2368e30ba69fb.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Jail Sale\",\"description\":\"

Namely, by creating a \\u201cgoing to jail sale\\u201d sign. We\\u2019ve all seen yard sales where you can pick up secondhand clothes and furniture for a bargain. So, why not a jail sale where you can do the same?<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

It\\u2019s a little less professional than the other signs, but it does the trick. The creator of the sign decided to get rid of some valuables before spending the next few years in jail. Although there\\u2019s nothing funny about that, there is something funny about the way he went about it.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/aea44f7d5d38d44e6cbdd932f3fcef51.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"A New Addition to \\u201cBYOB\\u201d\",\"description\":\"

The bar will serve you a beer, but they won\\u2019t supply you with women. So, if you decide to go there to get lucky, well, you\\u2019re out of luck. Best to bring your own date rather than plan on meeting someone new. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

At first glance (when reading the first line), this sign may seem completely outdated and sexist. However, at second glance (when reading the second line), the true comedic gold is delivered. It offers a whole new take on that famous acronym BYOB \\u2013 bring your own beer.
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Bring your appetites because the nachos are as big as, well, you can read the sign. Alongside being as big as your rear end, they\\u2019re also going to cause trouble down there if you end up eating too many. Perhaps stick to a small order. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

\\u201cEverything\\u2019s bigger in Texas\\u201d as the common (and commonly overused) motto goes. Everything from trucks to churches are mega-sized in Texas. This also applies to the nachos \\u2013 at least to the nachos at the tastefully d restaurant below.
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We all know the talk about \\u201csecondhand smoke\\u201d and \\u201csecondhand clothes.\\u201d Well, the enterprising sign maker above applied the same logic to vegetarianism. Instead of eating the grass directly, they eat the cows that eat the grass. Is it safer or more harmful?
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In case you haven\\u2019t realized, Texans like their meat. Being a vegetarian in this state is not only unheard of (outside of the major cities), but it\'s something to be ashamed of \\u2013 or at least something to make fun of. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/7d08d6ab7b1b288e3e428ff38743606b.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Collecting Rain\",\"description\":\"

Texas has its fair share of places like that \\u2013 places like Dalhart, Spearman, and Amarillo that were devastated by the 1930s Dust Bowl. Nowadays, it\\u2019s more likely to be the deserts that need all the \\u201crain gauges\\u201d they can muster. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

You will understand just how proficient this recycled rain gauge is when living in areas that deal with dust. Not your average dust, but entire seasons consisting of nothing but dust, dust, and more dust. In other words, \\u201ceverything\\u2019s bigger in Texas\\u201d dust.<\\/span>
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The local Laredoans don\\u2019t have the time or energy to mess around with fantasies about how their town is. Instead, they let you know that everyone knows everyone and the weather goes from high to low without any warning.
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In Texas, there is no sugar-coating. \\u201cWhat you see is what you get\\u201d as they say in the computer software world. The Laredo sign below is a great example of that attitude. Rather than overselling a place to newcomers, they tell it like it is.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/46f291d4118b1852e2715111716ed37c.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"No Holding Back\",\"description\":\"

Sure it might not muster with the math geeks at the census bureau, but it does give a little insight into the humor of the town. Once you add up the establishment date, elevation, population, and zip code, you get a thriving town!
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The small town of Alpine, Texas was a little uncomfortable with its low population. However, getting tons of new people to flock in is hard. Instead, they decided to fudge the numbers a bit to create the hilarious sign below.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/b7c6c62547c8a08bceb7e72833aadc1a.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"ive Aggressive At Its Finest\",\"description\":\"

To be honest, it\\u2019s a fun way to both give a friendly welcome and a friendly (but also funny) warning to not stay for too long. Maybe it\\u2019s their subtle way of dealing with the problem of overpopulation and rising costs.
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Some places are very happy with how they are. If more people move in, then it will ruin the unique slice of community paradise they\\u2019ve created. Austin, the capital of Texas, decided to put that sentiment on a (very ive-aggressive) T-shirt.
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However, another way to read it is that \\u201sychic Karate\\u201d is one offer in one room. That\\u2019s far more exciting! What does \\u201sychic karate\\u201d even entail? We\\u2019re not sure, but we imagine it\\u2019s useful for defending against unwanted spirits.
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We\\u2019re not sure what to make of the sign below. One way to view it is that they\\u2019re separate signs for businesses that share the same space. To the left is the psychic, and to the right is the karate school. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/cd32ea9c6e33afdcad5afaf8daeaa30a.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Taco Trouble\",\"description\":\"

Saint Dane\\u2019s bar above knew they were competing with that, so they decided to tell customers why they were different. Yes, their tacos are only a buck, but that doesn\\u2019t mean they look like cat food. Your taste buds (and your insides) will thank you for it later!
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Not everything that\\u2019s cheap is good. Anyone who has eaten gas station tacos can tell you that \\u2013 sure, you\\u2019ll get full for a few dollars, but you\\u2019ll end up spending the rest of the day on the toilet. Is it worth the opportunity cost? <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/9093aa010f9abbc596c717531055b805.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"It\'s Too Late To Apologize\",\"description\":\"

Most of us are used to \\u201cSorry, We\\u2019re Closed\\u201d signs, but how often have we seen the opposite? Well, if you\\u2019re near the Magnolia Cafe South in Texas, then you\\u2019re in luck because that\\u2019s the bright shiny sign they use to the place.
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Not every person (or every person) is full of confidence. It can take years to develop if it\\u2019s ever fully developed. In the meantime, some businesses (like the one below) found a witty way to acknowledge that and use it to bring in the customers. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/f96f36c05115864389e2eb8503b236d2.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Bridging The Gap\",\"description\":\"

The second question is \\u201cwhy is \\u201cthe\\u201d missing?\\u201d We\\u2019re fans of good writing, and this sign is missing an essential word \\u2013 \\u201cthe.\\u201d Instead of \\u201cyou\\u2019ll hit the bridge,\\u201d the sign maker made \\u201cyou\\u2019ll hit bridge.\\u201d Was it simply to save space?
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This sign leaves us with two main questions. First, what bridge? To be fair, the bridge is probably a little way down the road. If that\\u2019s the case, then we blame the photographer. Either way, we hope there\\u2019s enough space for a truck to stop.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/d248d1fb5229bfe6d9db06ea9f9e06d5.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Straight To The Chase\",\"description\":\"

The clever phone number is sure to stick in the brains of hairy drivers. Once they get home, they\\u2019re sure to give it a call. Either that or check out the website. In no time, you\\u2019ll be on your way to being smooth as a baby\\u2019s bottom.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

If you\\u2019ll excuse a tasteless pun, then there\\u2019s no beating around the bush here. If you want hair removal while in Texas, then we\\u2019ve got just the spot for you (take a look below).<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/94e22785d0220cc2f6f78d3dad3d2a4a.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Pee At Your Own Risk\",\"description\":\"

This usually signals that someone has peed in the pool. Now in the wide-open ocean, it might be ok. However, in a small pool shared by dozens of strangers, peeing is not cool. As the sign says, keep the \\u201\\u201d out of the \\u201cool.\\u201d
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This is one clever, tactful, and funny way to discuss a real issue. For swimmers who share a common pool, a major source of concern is when you notice a warm spot or a change in color while swimming.
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In this Tex-Mex culture, Spanish is widely spoken. So, instead of \\u201csoy milk\\u201d being a specific kind of milk, it might just be the Tex-Mex way for milk to introduce itself. \\u201cSoy milk\\u201d means \\u201cI am milk.\\u201d
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There\'s nothing quite like Southern hospitality as they say. In Texas, that goes far beyond the common \\u201cYes, Sir\\/Ma\\u2019am\\u201d and opening of doors \\u2013 it extends to the world of inanimate objects. If you need an example, then take a look at the sign below.
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The El Arroyo restaurant has your energy needs in mind. Before all the stretching and namastes at the yoga studio, why not fill up a bit? Sure, it might make holding those stretches a bit more difficult, but it will certainly make it taste a lot better.
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If you\'re going to be exercising, you might as well reward yourself with some delicious calories beforehand. Queso dips are filled with cheesy goodness and packed with a generous amount of calories (which you\\u2019ll work off with all that exercise).
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Touche, sign, touche. Willie Nelson is well known for his love of a particular kind of plant and the feelings it evokes. That feeling is a little like the rising housing costs in Texas. Yikes, maybe it\\u2019s time for another job.
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Willie Nelson always plays to sold-out crowds so does that mean a house in Texas always ends up selling? Honestly, I\'m too poor to even pay attention. Zing! We\\u2019ll let the El Arroyo sign below carry on with the encore.
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With the blowback to William\\u2019s career caused by his false claim, he just might have had enough time off to look for side hustles like sign making. If so, the sign above is a gem.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

The journalist Brian William is infamous for claiming that he was shot at while aboard a helicopter during the Iraq War. That was false. His false ission became the fodder for countless internet memes. Also, for at least one restaurant sign meant to bring in hungry customers.
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The Texan restaurant above advises us to skip the \\u201cbe yourself\\u201d malarky and cling to the Batman identity. Alongside saving the day from bad guys, you also get to live in a bat cave with fancy cars and suits.
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\\u201cJust be yourself\\u201d is a common piece of advice given to people who\\u2019re about to embark on a new adventure. In general, it\\u2019s spot on. However, if you could choose between being yourself and being the world-famous superhero Batman, who would you choose?
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Those puns are delicious \\u2013 as is the food. One more for the road: don\'t be surprised when it\'s harvest season and your crops have sprouted square roots. As long as you can tell the difference between pie and pi, you\'re good to go.
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A Texas farmer counted 297 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 300. Luckily, Texas Aggies (agriculturalists) have a good sense of humor. So do Texan sign makers for famous restaurants. If you need an example, then take a look below.
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The Dallas-native wore that green jacket (over a burnt orange shirt) to a Longhorns game. At halftime, he and a dozen or so others took to the stage to celebrate. The restaurant above decided to keep the celebration going with a little sign of love.
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Burnt orange is the color of choice for the University of Texas\'s sports teams. So when Texan Jordan Spieth won The Masters, one of the most prestigious titles in professional golf, he was presented with an iconic green jacket.
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Although it might seem silly, it\\u2019s important to think about why certain things have the names they do. You bake cookies, you don\\u2019t cook them like eggs. So, why are they called \\u201ccookies\\u201d instead of \\u201cbakies\\u201d?
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Thinking deeply about life\'s problems comes second nature to most Texan residents. Maybe it\\u2019s the wide-open spaces that allow them to really sink into contemplating the important things in life. Questions like \\u201cis there life after death?\\u201d \\u201cwhat does it mean to be good?\\u201d and, well, the cookie question.
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Sittin\' around the porch thinking up all the ways you can cook a salad isn\'t very Texan. Plus, in a weird twist of fate, it ends up eating the food that your food eats. To get around that guilt trip, this restaurant suggests chicken and beef. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

According to an age-old Native American tradition, the term \\\"vegan\\\" translates as \\\"bad hunter\\\". In Texas, when you want to indulge in a big juicy slice of beef steak, you might as well jump right in.\\u00a0<\\/span>
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Instead, they prefer to call it \\u201cthat sketchy place outside of Texas.\\u201d<\\/p>

So, when outsiders enter the state, the polite thing to do is to remind them that Texans like their drivers the same as their people, friendly and steady.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Texas is so huge, that it\'s bigger than most countries (Switzerland, Cambodia, and Burkina Faso we\\u2019re looking at you). Texas is so big that plenty of Texans spend their entire lives inside its borders. <\\/p>

They don\\u2019t refer to the states outside their borders as \\\"The United States\\\".\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/59b2e093dbc5d8f980395c064b7aebee.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Heaven And Hell\",\"description\":\"

Better turn down the volume before you start blaring \\\"Highway to Hell\\\". Over here, you better \\\"Keep on the Sunny Side.\\\" In other words, slow down and drive friendly \\u2013 in other words, do the exact opposite of what you would do in New York City.
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Texans, like most Southerners, have great pride in their way of life and their belief in God. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in Hondo, Texas, drive as the Hondo Texans do.
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So, when your town\'s name is \\\"Happy\\\" and its slogan is \\\"The Town Without A Frown\\\", anytime you need to brighten up your mood all you have to do is to think about home. Or, if you\\u2019re not from Happy, Texas, then all you have to do is this happy sign.
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It is said that one of the easiest practices you can do to put your brain in a more positive frame of mind at any given moment is to go to your \\\"happy place.\\\"
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So, if you believe in a higher power and hope that higher power is taking care of everything, then you\\u2019ll be happy to know that there\\u2019s a piece of flan waiting on the other side. Called it plate \\u2013 sorry, fate.
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If you\\u2019ve never tasted flan, then you might think the next sign is a mistake. If you have tasted flan, then you\\u2019ll know it\\u2019s the truth. Flan, for those who\\u2019re unfamiliar with the delicacy, is an egg-based dessert that\\u2019s sweet and savory.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/a11b79f85b7c6a7cb06e3806ba399988.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Tell Me How It Goes\",\"description\":\"

Whatever your eating style, El Arroyo is ready to accommodate. If you decide to eat alone and eat fast, then you can rest assured that their staff knows the Heimlich. To avoid that, however, it\\u2019s best to savor a delicious meal.
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The short answer is surprising, yes. However, the long answer is you won\'t have the time to learn and perform it before you out. Therefore, it\\u2019s best to eat with some (knowledgeable) friends or else to eat slowly and carefully.
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If you ever plan on enjoying a picnic in Texas, don\\u2019t make the mistake of filling up the beer crisper with some iceberg letters or hipster vegetables. Instead, fill it up with beer and keep the veggies far away.
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Don\'t you just hate it when people are so uncultured as to put their produce with your finely brewed nectar? Talk about being rude. That\\u2019s a big no-no, especially in the Texan summer when cold brewskies are as important as water and oxygen.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/4314baf8372d746e98e9135c56d16cf1.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Preaching To The Choir\",\"description\":\"

They also aren\\u2019t fans of people bragging about their workouts. In most other places, people are okay with feigning interest in a friend or colleague\'s description of how much they can bench. Not so much in Texas where they\'ll have none of that humblebrag nonsense.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

As we saw from the signs above, Texans (or at least Texan sign makers) have a way of talking that cuts through the BS to give it to you straight. Despite having multiple massive cities, they aren\\u2019t fans of city-slicker ways.
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Many women, on the other hand, take a more subtle approach. As you can see from the sign above, they prefer bobby pins. Perfect to pin up long hair and claim it as your own.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Everyone from humans to dogs marks their territory in different ways. Dogs prefer the \\u201ee here, pee there\\u201d method. A lot of men do the same but mix it up with the occasional taunt and display of bravado (peeling out in pickup trucks comes to mind).
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Otherwise known as \\u201cbrotox.\\u201d Rather than letting women have all the face-freezing fun, it seems like dudes (mostly actors and gym rats) have opted to undergo the short procedure. It allows them to maintain a smooth face well into their retirement years.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

The world is getting rougher day after day. At some point, it seems like there has to be some kind of apocalyptic event that\\u2019s going to end it all. On top of wars and corruption and environmental destruction, there\\u2019s, well, botox for bros.
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A little more than 40 years later, the first The Hunger Games<\\/i> came out. Although the two events might seem unrelated, the sign above tells us they\\u2019re deeply connected. It\\u2019s a bold statement that we\\u2019re unsure of \\u2013 how does a tour of a chocolate factory compare to a deadly contest?
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

In certain film circles, the sign below is akin to fighting words. In less violent circles, it\\u2019s a tiny thought to ponder for a bit. Way back in the early 1970s, the original Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory<\\/i> was released.
<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/b8e38d7f040964c211a97b7810df2c56.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Watch the Road\",\"description\":\"

But then it blames you for paying attention to it. Keep your eyes on the road rather than fixed to the sign that tells you to keep your eyes on the road! It\\u2019s a little bit of humorous logic that makes us wonder who writes all these signs.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Texans are known for their wry sense of humor. That\\u2019s apparent to any reader of the above posts, and will be doubly apparent to any reader who scrolls down a bit more. The sign below definitely calls attention to itself.
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Enough people harmed themselves after putting products in their eyes or using them in the shower that companies had to warn consumers about the dangers of their products. Also, to cover any legal troubles. We imagine these crazy stories are probably in some filing cabinet somewhere.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

We\\u2019re all familiar with warning labels \\u2013 \\u201cfor external use only,\\u201d \\u201cwarning: this product may burn your eyes,\\u201d \\u201cdo not use in the shower,\\u201d and so many more. These little \\u201cdo nots\\u201d are there for a reason, perhaps a funny reason. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/0f19391f6141ea4e45283da75adabedb.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"AA Meetings?\",\"description\":\"

Now, the hokey pokey is a pretty light addiction when compared to decades-long alcoholism or a costly gambling addiction, but it\\u2019s still important to celebrate the small wins. Great job turning your life around! Wait, isn\\u2019t that part of the song itself?<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

People get addicted to all sorts of things \\u2013 video games, illicit substances, gambling. It can be hard to first be aware of the addiction, and second to break the addiction. However, sometimes it happens, as we can see from the witty sign below. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/4e196b93bcef6f41fd1d9b48bb71fd08.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Not Much to See Here\",\"description\":\"

22 miles of absolutely nothing. That\\u2019s a rough drive \\u2013 better in a car than a bike, though. It leaves us wondering what happens after those miles are up. Does it turn into a bit of something?<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

The truth will set you free. It sure did the good people of Texas. They don\'t want to lie to tourists and other commuters when on the road as it could frustrate them too much. Better to tell it like it is. This next road doesn\\u2019t feature much, in fact, it features:<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/1cfd643eb3ede96d255f19056acf3c2f.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Unwritten Law\",\"description\":\"

Luckily, the folks at El Arroyo have an important caveat to add to that. \\u201cAnything you say can and will be used against you \\u2013 after you\\u2019ve had your coffee.\\u201d Before that right, you\\u2019re free to spout off any nonsense you want. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

It\\u2019s important to know your rights so you can avoid unnecessary legal hassle. One of the most famous sayings on TV shows like Law and Order<\\/i> is \\u201cAnything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.\\u201d <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/902a6c449df5805317f9606679ee71f7.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Keeping Up\",\"description\":\"

However, they can be bad for your health. To help that, the sign above tweaked the old saying, \\u201cAn apple a day keeps the doctor away.\\u201d Instead of keeping doctors away, a selfie a day helps to keep, well, everyone away. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

It can be hard to keep up with the newer generation because trends (and in particular technologies) change so quickly. However, some trends apply to all age groups \\u2013 for example, the selfie. Everyone from grandmothers to presidents is known to take them. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/ecb2984e34b63b158f16b9eb6b2d1d6b.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Hot As Hell\",\"description\":\"

Texas is also known for its religious devotion. Those two parts of Texan culture collided together to form the sign above. In other words, it\\u2019s hot as hell down in Texas. Time for Satan to come on up and take the weather back with him.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Texas is known for its hot weather. Back in 1994, they recorded 120 Fahrenheit in some towns. Although the temperature isn\\u2019t always that high, it does go over 100 pretty regularly \\u2013 especially in the deserts and concrete cities. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/6a44ae0630fb53aac660c212fce55554.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Sound Legit\",\"description\":\"

One reason they haven\\u2019t focused on is, well, beer. If humans end up making this planet unlivable, then how\\u2019re they going to find an ice-cold beer on a hot day. The climate of Mars isn\\u2019t right for a proper lager. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Environmental groups have mounted plenty of media campaigns for saving the planet. They\\u2019ve appealed to our sense of beauty, our sense of duty, and our sense of economics (the rainforests provide a lot of wealth) to try and get us to change the way we live. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/fc1170fc6740b3d7780c6279cdee75b3.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Stating The Obvious\",\"description\":\"

The sign above speaks to that in its own uniquely sarcastic way. When you invite others to play, just that you\\u2019re not the first one to do so. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Candy Crush is a massively popular online game that most people first played through Facebook. The free game (always a plus) is based around matching three pieces of candy. Easy, simple, and widely available. Also, commonly shared \\u2013 if you\\u2019ve used Facebook at all, then you\\u2019ve probably been asked to like or a game.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/b15d83dd90ad9b446a797d42912fee9e.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Who\'s Laughing?\",\"description\":\"

Some goofster decided to put those notorious digits on a speed limit sign somewhere in Texas. However, as you can see below, they put the real limit below. It was only for the laughs. Just make sure to drive 35.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Numbers have a variety of different meanings. One stands for, well one thing. Two is two but also about division. Three is usually a sense of completeness (beginning, middle, and end). The most raunchy number out there has to be \\u201c69.\\u201d <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/cc1fc3efbd05c003b8a927aa8433b348.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"The Dog\\u2019s Owner\",\"description\":\"

It\\u2019s the dog\\u2019s owner. Or, more specifically, the dog\\u2019s owner\\u2019s gun. In other states, that might be a joke sign. In Texas, however, it\\u2019s best to treat it seriously. Tresers beware. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Many of us are familiar with the \\u201cbeware of dog\\u201d signs that hang from the windows and gates of homes with certain kinds of dogs \\u2013 namely, the unpredictable kinds that might bite you and never let go. For this Texas home, however, it\\u2019s not the dog you have to worry about. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/cfa1a317bdf63449992b33692739a98a.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Suicide By Roadkill\",\"description\":\"

Why do the deer do it? Well, the sign above spells out the answer \\u2013 they\\u2019re suicidal. Maybe life in the forest is a bit too depressing and grim, so they figure it\\u2019s time to end it all by jumping into traffic. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Anyone who has driven on highways (especially highways flanked on both sides by forest) knows that animals (especially deer) are known to hop on the road from time to time. That can cause serious trouble to both deer, cars, and drivers.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/03d1e18acdb88915357f52fd189435de.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Self-Check\",\"description\":\"

Unfortunately, the guy above didn\\u2019t heed that advice. Instead, he forgot to check himself. As you might have guessed, it didn\\u2019t turn out too good \\u2013 he ended up wrecking himself. We just hope he takes it as and changes his ways for next time.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

If you\\u2019re at all a fan of early 90s rap, then you probably (or maybe even still listen to) Ice Cube\\u2019s 1992 hit \\u201cCheck Yo Self.\\u201d It features the classic line \\u201ccheck yourself before you wreck yourself.\\u201d Great life advice. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/3e709dba95c989018858686e6f804f42.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Map Fact Check\",\"description\":\"

Sometimes, though, signs are not all that helpful. The thing they warn about is already happening, so the warning is entirely pointless. That seems to be the case above. The lake is far closer than 500 feet ahead \\u2013 it\\u2019s 500 feet behind, as well as to the left and right. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Signs are everywhere, and often they serve a useful function. If you\\u2019re driving, they tell you how fast to go. If there\'s a dangerous dog (or owner) at a house, they tell you to beware.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/d98e58ac72b6626199b60c73c1098328.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Nap Time\",\"description\":\"

As adults who have to work through the middle of the day, however, nap time sounds amazing. The sign above gives a nice little retroactive apology to naptime. Plenty of adults can relate to that sentiment.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

There are many things that we took for granted as kids. We didn\\u2019t appreciate the carefully cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, the endless playtime, or the glories of naptime. Instead, we complained about being forced to sleep in the middle of the day. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/359791551dd012cf191114d9f9d5fca9.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Helping Out\",\"description\":\"

It\\u2019s an unwelcome sight that has many drivers white-knuckling their steering wheel hoping that they\\u2019ll get through it in no time. In Texas, however, they take a different and mocking approach to it \\u2013 \\u201cyou\\u2019ll never get to work on time.\\u201d
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Nearly every worker who commutes to work has been stuck in traffic at one time or another. Sometimes it\\u2019s due to the fact that so many people are commuting at the same time. Other times it\\u2019s due to road construction. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/9fc52f69dd86b4c979e5d07877c3154c.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Welcome, My People\",\"description\":\"

All blind drivers to the left, sober ones in the middle, and drunk ones to the right. Now that breaks up the traffic jams a bit. We just hope they have guardrails in between each lane so people can\\u2019t swerve back and forth. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

The first thing you learn when you\'re in the advertising or marketing business is the importance of \\u201cknowing your audience.\\u201d The road-sign makers of Texas have mastered the principle wonderfully. They decided to break up the road into three main lanes. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/d26715042b1bbfc1c03032c5ac4b5f70.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Kids Are...\",\"description\":\"

We give two thumbs up for the punning ability of the sign makers above. Sure, kids can be tax-deductible, but that doesn\\u2019t mean they aren\\u2019t still taxing \\u2013 of your time, energy, money, and more. For many, it\\u2019s worth it. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Kids are many things. When they take the crayons to your new walls, they can be a nuisance. When they say cute things like \\u201caminals\\u201d instead of \\u201canimals\\u201d, they can be a bundle of joy. Other times, they can be a number on an excel spreadsheet. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/4c5c396e7ae4691d8fb23ae92ee181c8.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Stronger Faith\",\"description\":\"

Life itself is an ugly affair, so a simple facelift won\\u2019t fix it all. Instead, Mt. Nebo Baptist Church asks us to get a \\u201cfaith lift.\\u201d That clever wording is bound to appeal to the faithful and faithless.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Texas is a land filled with churches \\u2013 everything from stadium-like megachurches on the side of highways to small-town churches with clever messaging. The Baptist church below is an example of the latter. Instead of assuming that a facelift will fix everything, it suggests something else. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/101c21c25fd6cccdee3ea3eeaebddc80.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Snow White\",\"description\":\"

With that in mind, the sign above means two things. One is that, in fact, six of the seven dwarves are not called \\u201cHappy\\u201d \\u2013 they have other names. Two is that all the other dwarves are unhappy.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Back in the early 1800s, The Brothers Grimm published the folk tale of Snow White. Over a century later, Walt Disney turned it into an animated classic Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs<\\/i>. The names of those seven dwarfs were Doc, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, and Dopey.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/9183ff9f0987f386d7b8d85022edf780.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Non-Welcome\",\"description\":\"

We read you loud and clear. If those are the risks, then it makes no sense to walk into that territory. We\\u2019d rather live without bullet wounds, broken bones, stab marks, or any kind of prosecution.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

As we saw from the \\u201cbeware of the dog owner\\u2019s gun\\u201d sign from above, Texas has a very unique (and darkly funny) way of dealing with tresers. If you need another example of that, then scroll your eyes down a bit to the sign below. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/07c543f8be0bcbe15e0e4958ff7d5512.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"You Booze, You Lose\",\"description\":\"

Brunches are meant to be luxurious affairs that take a while. In other words, those eggs need a mimosa or bloody mary to wash them down. Otherwise, brunch is nothing more than \\u201ca sad late breakfast\\u201d \\u2013 and who wants that? <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Brunches are great. They\\u2019re usually reserved for weekends when you can sleep in a bit and have a meal in between normal breakfast and normal lunch \\u2013 hence \\u201cbrunch.\\u201d However, the rules for brunch differ from having a bowl of cereal before work. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/43fb18d4c4747868c4d503c68718392a.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Texas Spirit\",\"description\":\"

Perfect. Once you got a beer, a gun, and some hot sauce, you\\u2019ve let your true Texan colors fly. Perhaps a 72 oz steak or some Tex-Mex tacos would be nice as well. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

There are many ways to welcome outsiders into the unique world of Texas. As we saw a few posts back, one of the ways is to drive friendly, aka \\u201cthe Texas way.\\u201d Another is to the three things your state is known for. The sign below does that. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/c834d620de79836849416faa7ce5318d.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"A Word Of Caution\",\"description\":\"

We strongly advise against tresing into any homes in Texas. The well-armed homeowners aren\\u2019t fans of thievery. After the alarm goes off, they reach for the gun and things get ugly. We don\\u2019t imagine they ask too many questions before shooting.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

A lot of Texans love their guns. Maybe it\\u2019s the result of Texas being an old cowboy hot spot back in the day. Whatever the reason, there are many signs that will prove it to you \\u2013 for example, the sign below. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/3afe0788c7da2a30677d79c1557fca15.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Any Italians In The House?\",\"description\":\"

As you can see from the sign above, it\\u2019s basically a fancy way of saying \\u201cyou paid too much for that coffee.\\u201d Although it sounds more exotic to say \\u201clatte,\\u201d they both have the same meaning. It\\u2019s good to keep that in mind when ordering one.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Italy is known for making delicious foods and drinks that range from pasta to pizza to coffee. In Italy, the word \\u201ccoffee\\u201d mostly means a small shot of strong espresso. Outside of Italy, however, it means something entirely different. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/394b283828f72eb595494837290cd4c1.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Spelling Fun\",\"description\":\"

Their food is genius, not their spelling. It\\u2019s great to know where they stand \\u2013 also that they can make fun of themselves too. We\\u2019re big fans of self-deprecating humor. Also, we\\u2019re big fans of delicious food.\\u00a0
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

English spelling can be a tricky task to master. So many of the words (mostly the words derived from French) come jam-packed with silent and unnecessary letters (\\u201cbureaucratic\\u201d we\\u2019re looking at you). The restaurant poked a little fun at that with their funny sign. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/bb155df7e2c230c9021009ce051dd4e0.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"We Know How To Talk Good\",\"description\":\"

El Arroyo did the latter. In good Texan spirit, the sign above manages to make fun of itself while welcoming in hungry customers. Although the days of good grammar might be gone, we hope the days of delicious tacos are still here. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Grammar, the difference between, \\\"Let\'s eat, kids,\\\" and, \\\"Let\'s eat kids.\\\" Commas can save lives. , every time you make a typo, the \'errorists\' win. However, if you\\u2019re making those typos to give a laugh, then you win. <\\/p>

<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/0e3e77f2a25ed90a1b9020625bb8032e.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Endless Options\",\"description\":\"

Sure, they may suggest keeping it within the speed limit, but it\'s just a friendly suggestion. If you end up going 103 down the interstate, well then \\u201cwhat the heck- it\\u2019s Texas\\u201d.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Although they may be picky when it comes to WHAT car you drive, when it comes to WHAT speed you drive at, the options are endless! Like the card magician asking you to \\u201ick a card, any card,\\u201d you can pick a speed, any speed when you\\u2019re in Texas. <\\/p>

<\\/p>

<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/c9bf7a7b2013ffe60b2efd954af38681.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Size Matters\",\"description\":\"

Imagine all the differences you\\u2019d experience when traveling through eight countries \\u2013 you\\u2019d change languages, foods, music, and more. Although Texas isn\\u2019t quite as diverse as eight countries combined, it\\u2019s still filled with lots of space, people, and culture.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Seeing Texas superimposed on Europe helps make us understand just how large the state is. It also gives a bit of insight as to why it has developed such a personality. If Texas was in western Europe, it would stretch over eight countries. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/10e1c06f35d3f94797c658efdc3fd72a.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Hard To Disagree\",\"description\":\"

Raising kids is one of the hardest (and most stressful) tasks on the planet. So, there were probably plenty of days when she cracked open a beer or poured a glass of wine the moment the young ones went to sleep. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

This next sign sounds like a win-win situation. You get to spend some quality time with mom while enjoying a delicious margarita. What\\u2019s not to love? As the sign itself says, the reason mom drinks probably has a lot to do with you.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/5171f39dee4cd729f84420311ea42dba.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"I Thought Everything Was Bigger In Texas?\",\"description\":\"

Although it\\u2019s d that way, we\\u2019re skeptical of how true it is. There\\u2019s only so much cheese and beer you can drink before those tight pants aren\\u2019t going to fit anymore.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

If the city of Austin were to use this slogan as their official welcome motto, then tourist numbers would go up. It provides the best of all worlds \\u2013 you get to stuff your face with delicious cheese, drink it down with an ice-cold beer, and still fit into those skinny jeans.
<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/25b360e298af57a17aa4169195213b1b.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Since You Asked...\",\"description\":\"

We don\\u2019t know if it\\u2019s the most<\\/i> painful thing on earth, but it doesn\\u2019t feel good, that\\u2019s for sure. Anyone who has accidentally stepped on a nail or thumbtack can attest to that.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

A lot of things in life (and in Texas) can cause. There\\u2019s emotional pain on the one hand then physical pain on the other. The physical stuff can range from falling off a horse to getting a cowboy boot to the face to, well, stepping on a lego.\\u00a0
<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/2eb46561e5735940c30114082bb89e7c.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"What About Sweet?\",\"description\":\"

As you can see from above, their basketball team is smart and their baseball team is ... sexy? Does that even matter when it comes to baseball? Either way, the slogan applies to all teams.
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\\\"Hook \'em Horns\\\" is the slogan and hand signal of The University of Texas at Austin. The sports teams of that school are a big deal in the capital city and in the rest of Texas. They\\u2019re most well known for their football team, however, they play other sports as well. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/622df03cb8dd8b84ed01149db3af9c07.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Absent-Minded?\",\"description\":\"

Rather than a simple \\u201cCaution,\\u201d this Texan sign gives the reader a reason why they need to be cautious. Contrary to popular belief, machines have no brains, which is why machine operators need to use their own. It\\u2019s either that or risk losing their brains.
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Southerners are not only known for their warm demeanor but also for their straight-talking nature. They don\\u2019t like to beat around the bush with ambiguous signs. Instead, they spell out exactly what you need to do.<\\/p>

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Math ropes you into solving all its problems and equations. What happened to a little self-reliance and responsibility, math? Geez! We\\u2019re getting tired of fixing all your problems, it\\u2019s about time that math grew up.\\u00a0
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Of the many subjects we learn in school, math is the most juvenile. History allows you to learn about the past, literature can help you understand a wide variety of experiences, and science helps you grasp the scale of the universe. Math, however, is different.\\u00a0
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The sign above explains those rules well. It covers all the bases for when to unholster a loaded weapon, when it\\u2019s justified to do so, and what will happen if you do it when it\\u2019s unjustified. Hopefully, you don\\u2019t fall into category three. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Everyone outside of America knows that Americans, especially in places like Texas, love their guns. However, that doesn\\u2019t mean that people are shooting them off everywhere like it\\u2019s the Wild West. Instead, they follow a few key rules.<\\/span>
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The sign above advocates for keeping the cowboy boots but changing your politics. It will help to confuse outsiders, which is always a bit of fun. Austin, however, has a reputation for being weird, so it\\u2019s a bit easier to get away with it there. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

There are a lot of stereotypes when it comes to Texas. Being a cowboy boot-wearing Republican voter is one of the most common ones. In the state capital of Austin, however, stereotypes are a bit different. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/299df109360093cc0f8a6ede5415ddea.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Are You Fast Enough\",\"description\":\"

This sign lets you know exactly how close you can get to them. If you\\u2019re unable to run across the field in 9.9 seconds, then don\\u2019t even try. Getting hit by a bull isn\\u2019t fun.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

This next warning isn\\u2019t ing your head when operating machinery or breaking into personal homes. Instead, it\\u2019s about warning you how fast a bull can run. Some daredevils like to play games with bulls by seeing how close they can get to them while staying safe. <\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.telechargertorrent.org\\/content\\/465279\\/a625eea15b1fe21dd8b3f3ec2d07f537.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Say It As You See It\",\"description\":\"

Instead, it\\u2019s the tiny afterthought written at the bottom, \\u201calso, the bridge is out ahead.\\u201d If you focus too much on the sharp edges, you might have missed that important detail. We wonder if the \\u201ccaution sharp edges\\u201d caused any curious people to test it out themselves. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

This next sign reminds us of the \\u201cspeed limit 69, just kidding 35\\u201d sign above. It has a funny (and subtle) way of cautioning ersby to, well, take caution. Pro-tip \\u2013 the big words aren\\u2019t the most important words.<\\/span>
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That didn\\u2019t stop the crafty rancher above from giving it a try. After a while, gates left open can cause massive trouble \\u2013 cows can run away or predators can harm them. Ranchers and cows should to close the gate. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Cows are known to be smart creatures. They can hold onto memories for quite a long time, develop friendships, and hold grudges against those who harmed them in the past. However, the word is still out on whether they can read English.<\\/span>
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If you\\u2019re not from Lubbock, then that means making fun of Lubbock. All it takes is standing on a penny to see across the famously flat city all the way to Dallas. Zing! That will enrage all those darn Lubbockers. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

Texans love to make fun of other Texans \\u2013 especially when those Texans live in different cities. Although it\\u2019s important to take pride in the whole state of Texas, it\\u2019s also important to take more pride in your particular patch of Texas.\\u00a0<\\/span>
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From the early days of February until the final days of December, it\\u2019s nothing but hot and hotter. As you see from above, this can be broken into two main seasons \\u2013 summer and summerer. <\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"

If you were planning on moving to Texas to enjoy a cool spring or play in the snow, then you\\u2019ve got the wrong state. We suggest you only move to Texas if you\\u2019re absolutely comfortable with the fact that all four seasons have the same weather. Hot.\\u00a0<\\/span>
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It\\u2019s a bit more adult-themed than a fun song in a kid\\u2019s movie, but it manages to keep a nice ring to it as well. This little jingle pairs well with another time-honored piece of advice, \\\"time is never wasted when you\'re wasted all the time.\\\"
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Fans of the 1994 film The Lion King<\\/i> will Timon and Pumbaa\\u2019s famous song \\u201cHakuna Matata.\\u201d It\\u2019s definitely a wonderful phrase. It seems the El Arroyo restaurant thinks so too. They decided to put their own unique twist on the phrase.<\\/span>
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Red meat or fried meat is high up on the list. Occasionally you can mix that up with tacos, pecan pie, and ice cream, but if you\\u2019re looking for salads and quinoa, then you\\u2019re out of luck.<\\/p>

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There are many reasons to move to Texas \\u2013 a love for wide open space, the low taxes, and the friendly people \\u2013 but \\u201cto eat healthily\\u201d is not one of them. Just look at the special Texas Food Pyramid below to understand why that\\u2019s the case.<\\/span>
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The trucks with the full beds are \\u201creal trucks,\\u201d but the half-bed truck below is nothing but \\u201can SUV with a birth defect.\\u201d How\\u2019re you supposed to haul a load of anything in that?
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Texas and trucks go together like peanut butter and jelly (or peanut butter and fluff if you\\u2019re a fan of the marshmallow delicacy). Native Texans have a strict understanding of what constitutes a truck and what doesn\\u2019t. If you need a refresher, then take a look below. <\\/p>

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